We Need Bigger Cars

Now that the average miles per gallon has finally reached 1987 levels, we can get to the economic stimulus of making bigger cars. Without subjecting you to trivial facts, by making bigger cars we can revive the steel industry, the oil companies can make more plastic, and bigger cars means bigger tires. All of which will increase the size of production and our industrial complex.

Following the stimulus practices of our government, we can make more and give everyone money to buy them, even if no one wants to purchase them. We can pave the roads again ( I mean the ones we don't use) and allow the bigger cars to run on the old roads, increasing the need for new tires, equipment replacement and ultimately a new car! Wow, what an idea, I'm glad I thought of it.

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